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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty in Golf, But Aren't

10.    I bent my shaft!

9.     After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8.     You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7.     Look at the size of his putter.

6.     Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5.     Mind if I join your threesome?

4.     Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

3.     My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.

2.     Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

1.     My wife kisses my balls for luck.