SARP
| Real Name: | Mr Ross |
| AKA/Nickname: | Mr. Ross (Rossie) |
| Real Job: | Real Hot Appliances |
| Golf Handicap: | 4 |
| Years at St Andrews: | 19 |
| Best Quote: | What the F**K!!!!! |
| Likes Most: | A & A (Sorry Connie) |
| Likes Least: | Lone $ 50 Bill |
| Best Friend: | Have NONE |
| Favorite Golfer: Why: |
John Daly See above likes most |
| Best Hole at St Andrews: Why: |
Number 19 See above likes most |
| Best Score at St Andrews: | X |
| Best Score - Last 12 months: | X |
| Pet Peeve: | SLOW GOLF |
| What _Woody__Thinks: | A & A + X = Skins Only |
| What _Bill_____Thinks: | Ross said "Put a stick in my dick and twirl it" |
| What ________Thinks: | |
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| Comments: | Ruedy said: DA - Yeah |