SARP
| Real Name: | John Heckesmiller |
| AKA/Nickname: | Hecks |
| Real Job: | Retired |
| Golf Handicap: | 7 |
| Years at St Andrews: | 20 |
| Best Quote: | "Any thing with a Hand Chop" |
| Likes Most: | Fishing - Fishing - Fishing |
| Likes Least: | Clutter |
| Best Friend: | Gene Owens |
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| Best Score at St Andrews: | 68 |
| Best Score - Last 12 months: | 71 |
| Pet Peeve: | Structure |
| What _Woody__Thinks: | Obsessive/compulsive disorder manifested by isolation "up nort'" |
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